Real upholsterer’s know things.
- Real upholsterers can upholster anything: walls, chairs, chests, sofas, hide-a-beds, padded beds.
- Real upholsters might upholster you if you hold still long enough.
- Real upholsterers know how to make an edge-roll from scratch.
- Real upholsterers know biscuits make lovely tufted backs.
- Real upholsterers know how to make biscuits when a lazy upholsterer has removed them.
- Real upholsterers know all the traditional stuffings: coir, algerian, hair, Spanish moss, kapok, hurd, shives, et all!
- Real upholsterers use ALL the available stuffings, not just cheap foams wrapped in Dacron.
- Real upholsterers clean and reuse old materials, making them the very definition of GREEN!
- Real upholsterer’s don’t rip out the guts of a piece: they know proper insides make for a wonderful sit!
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- Real upholsterers know about springs, and how to tie them.
- Real upholsterers know about springs, and how to tie them.
- Real upholsterers know how to undress their clients properly, being careful with every layer so that it can all be used again.
- Real upholster’s know the difference between a Fauteuil andaBergere.
- Real upholsterers can make an Egg Chair smooth as a baby’s behind.
- Real upholsterers know their way around sewing machines and surgers.
- Real upholsterers make plans.
- Real upholsterers can draw.
- Real upholsterers have a sense of humor, and enjoy scaring their partners.
- Real upholsterers spit tacks.
- Real upholsterers know woodworking.
- Real upholsterers know mold and their way around a hazmat suit.
- Real upholsterers love passementerie and tassels.
- Realupholsterers know how to work with leather.
- Real upholsterers know and value wonderful original traditional finishes.
- Real upholsterers know the difference between Cherubim and Seraphim.
- Real upholsters can properly upholster mid-century modern pieces.
CROWNE CHAIR AFTER
- Real upholsterers wear aprons.
- Real upholsterers have shop cats.
AND DOESN’T KNOW I DID THIS EXPOSE!
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